pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

kankiri:

god /b/less

(Source: nothing-but-funny)

dominicsellie:

methroid:

His face just says “You didn’t get that joke when you were 5 did you?”

(Source: nicklugo)

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

iguanamouth:

fuckme-bradtollman:

iguanamouth:

fuckme-bradtollman:

iguanamouth:

finding out your friends are really cute

I’ve been trying to find a gif of just chespin using some solar beam shit with the caption “being the cute friend” but hoenstly i fucking give up

finding out your cute friends have shitty personalities

Finding out your friends are lizard women

having to ask your friends to put on clothes

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

mandypatinkin:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES

(Source: martinfreeman)

dulcetflan:

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

CRYING

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help